liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

liftedandgiftedd:

me no matter how old I get

officialschool:

me as a detective

prouvaireish:

ready for that southern family reunion

5265ad:

Me: So you’re telling attendance isn’t needed to pass this class

Professor: Well I guess you could just email me every assignment and final and pass

Me: You dun fucked up bruh

curetes:

nash grier is crying and justin bieber almost got punched by orlando bloom what a time to be alive

Ten rape prevention tips:

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

Rape prevention tips

Posted by Leigh Hofheimer under Prevention

(via lukeisnotsexy)

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

gamebae:

get out of m’swamp

vinegod:

The Feminine Cop by Brandon Calvillo

cosplay-gamers:

The Wild Thornberrys

Marianne Thornberry by Tascha Dearing

Nigel Thornberry by Joshua Walker

Photos by Sophie Keen, ZeroKing2010, and So Say We All

earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

earthdad:

i am shocked that snakes have evolved this far to be able to speak

turnthomo:

radgreasersharkmanhashtaghellyea:

licentious-babe:

vines that only get good in the last 2 seconds are the best

"ooo!"

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those:

good bye

those:

good bye

vinegod:

I love Katy Perry by DEM_WHITE_BOYZ

vinebox:

Kidz Bop b like



Lerk at tHSI pHOTOGRHE............
evertim i do it makes me laff....
How did ur eyes get so red.......................
And wHT THE HELL IS ON JOEYS HEAD?????????

And this is whure I grew up
I think the peasant owner fixed it up
I nevar knew weed ever went without.
The second floor is hARD 4 SNEAKIGN OUT..